I’m the sweetest girl in town so why are you so mean?
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on harley’s fighting abilities
gentle reminder that even though Harley Quinn is just an ordinary human, she can still hold her own in fights against people much stronger / more powerful than she is (for a while, at least)
gentle reminder that while she does have slightly enhanced endurance and reflexes from some injections Ivy gave her, the majority of her own ability comes from trial by fire as part of the Joker’s gang
gentle reminder that Harley Quinn is an inexperienced itty bitty woman who’s probably worth three regular men in a fight, and is not liable to hold back on you because she knows she has to make up for not being as strong / powerful as all the superhumans and trained martial artists she goes up against
please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust
being fragile and sensitive is not a bad thing
sensitive people are the best at predicting how certain actions might effect others emotionally, and theyre the best at noticing & respecting the feelings of others
me at 3am: i must buy a lace bralette and new journal and freshly cut flowers and adopt a cat immediately
How to feel like an angel
-wear rose face masks
-moisturize your skin
-use sugar scrubs
-paint your nails a pale pink
-listen to new music
-curl your hair
-bat your eyelashes softly
-bake blueberry muffins
-wear satin dresses
-burn lavender scented candles
-buy yourself roses
And over all take care of yourself, you are ethereal, you matter.
i wanna smell like vanilla and lavender and always wear lace and feel like a princess
are you a lace or velvet person?? mountains or fields?? paperback or hard cover?? rose bush or fruit tree??
Okay but you know when Michael does the thing where he like looks at the ground and plays with the hair on the back of his head. Imagine cute,nervous Michael asking you out,wondering if ‘’You would,um,like to grab some lunch sometime…or whatever’’ He would be so fucking nervous that you would tell him no. But like be real,you wouldn’t say no to the tall,cute,pale,dork standing in front of you. So when you tell him yes and ask when he would just breath a giant sigh of relief
I would love to have that “summer glow” but I am a pale ass ghost every day of the year
Me asfffff